Also, she doesn't bathe.
As you drive along the empty country roads, all you can do is think about your poor daughter being sick as a result of your sister-in-law's ineptitude. You can feel the rage rising up inside you like stomach acid, eating away your sense of common decency and political correctness. For the duration of the scene, take a -2 penalty to all diplomacy checks related to your sister-in-law.
You arrive at your destination, turn off the car and unbuckle your seatbelt. You take your daughter's Christmas present and walk up to the front door. As you open the door, you see your mother-in-law, your wife and your daughter on the couch, and the sister-in-law in a chair on the other side of the room. What do you do?
For the record, I critically failed my first diplomacy check of the day after I arrived. The sister-in-law's daughter walked into the room chewing on something that wasn't quite discernible. When my mother-in-law asked what she was chewing on, the mother carelessly replied, "A piece of styrofoam." I rolled a '1' on my diplomacy check and looked at her with a less-than-pleasant expression on my face and blurted out, "Really?"
My critical failure ended up working out for me in the end, though, as she got up and left the room. The gift in question that I brought for Kennedy was a Leapfrog My Pal Violet
Kennedy absolutely loved it, and we really liked the lullaby feature that plays two, five, or ten minutes of bedtime music. With Kennedy being sick, it was nice to see her finally get some rest. My wife suggested to her sister that she should get one for her daughter. A nice educational toy like this one could really do wonders for the child. But no, her mother simply scoffed at my wife, as though we had just told her she couldn't watch TV tonight. We'll get one for her if her mother doesn't care enough to do it herself.
How was everyone's Christmas festivities?
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